What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do narcissists love their children?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

🌿🌻Why are Meghan and Harry not treated like royalty in the United States anymore?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

What are the most meaningful Jewish jokes that reveal insights about Jewish culture?

-J W Pepper

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why can't we send flat Earthers to space and show them the shape of Earth?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

I broke up with my boyfriend because he wasn’t transparent about his past, it hurts me and he doesn’t care. I told him in the beginning of our relationship that it was a deal breaker for me what do I do?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

🔥Why has Prime Narendra Modi become Extremely FRUSTRATED and Highly DEPRESSED because he has NOT been invited by Donald Trump to witness his Oath Ceremony for his INAUGURATION on 20th January as the next PRESIDENT of USA? Does the DESPERATE Narendra Modi FEAR that Donald Trump's actions may even LEAD to the FALL of the BJP-led MINORITY Government in India, as such actions have already caused GREAT PANIC in the NDA Coalition?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Is something wrong with my discharge? So, when I masturbate, white discharge comes from my vagina, but it's not stretchy, it's pasty. It doesn't smell and I'm not itchy, so I'm sure it's not a yeast infection. Why is it pasty though?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?